syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

carry-on-my-jingle-butt: the-rosy-doctor: fictionalfix: groovytimeladyinspace:  #I can just imagine a conversation going #MOM! #WHAT?!#WHERE DID YOU PUT THE JOHN GREEN NOVELS? #THEY’RE SOMEWHERE IN MAINE #NO I CHECKED MAINE. THEY’RE NOT IN MAINE #WELL MAYBE VERMONT#IT WAS SOME NEW ENGLAND STATE #and I’d end up finding them somewhere in Nevada or something This bookshelf of only 48 states leaves me… looking for Alaska Looks like this country is full of… Paper Towns get the fuck out of here you clever little shits
Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio lab today

fooboo24:

mravox:

mooooocow:

and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”. 

Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.

Guess what it was.

Just guess.

I’ll give you a hint.

It was sperm.

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this may just be the best post on tumblr

i love this because i remember seeing this elsewhere and it’s continued that the teacher then had to leave the room for five minutes because he couldn’t stop laughing

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